If a villain monologues and no good guys are around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Theobromine is an actual compound in chocolate, by the way. Theoretically, the LD50 of chocolate is something like 5-10 pounds, depending on how dark it is and the size of the person. To my knowledge, no people have ever been poisoned by chocolate… although some pets (notably dogs) have been known to get theobromine poisoning.
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